is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
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I had a dream where I was about to fight you but you were dressed like a greek god and had just killed a werewolf with your bare hands
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
I didn't know where we were going to start fucking, so I just strategically hid condoms all over the house before he came over.
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
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so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
You thought they were asking for volunteers for a karaoke contest so you jumped up not realizing it was actually a "last 3 minutes boxing match". But you took that right hook like a champ.
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
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