I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
i know, but like... i wanna be a CLASSY i'm-stealing-your-date kind of slutty...
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
Apple trackpads and semen don't mix. On the way to the Apple Store.
I burst into tears on the boat this morning because we bumped a duck in the head. I am way too hung over for today
First thought today, I need a ventriloquist dummy that looks like me. This week's project has been determined.
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
So I got offered a job this morning based on being a "good role model for girls" and I am drunk at 330 in the afternoon in "celebration." sometimes, life is insane. But not so bad.
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
I accidentally stubbed my dick
What does that even mean?
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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