So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
just realized I'm too high to take the plastic off a slice of cheese....
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
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he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
i'm going as a slutty football player, and all night i'll drunkily whisper "id love to catch your balls." into random strangers ears.
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
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According to facebook, I opened up a can of whupass on some douche who poured all the vodka on the ground.
You called the wrong number but I salute you.
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
You put a bag of sliced onions in the microwave then screamed, "voila, onion rings!"
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