My mom just got knocked over by a rollerblader. I'm trying not to laugh, bc my family looks pretty concerned
how the fuck does easy mac keep making itself at 3am when i'm wasted? what is this phenomenon?
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
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I woke up on a futon with 2 stolen budwiesers in my purse, 5 extra bucks, a sucker stuck to my shoe, one sock, and a stolen copy of the zombie survival guide
please tell me this is not legit
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
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How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
Can you tell me why Star Wars Burlesque is pulled up on my phone from last night?
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
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