He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
You puked on my feet last night. You owe me a pedicure.
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
Apparently she broke up w/ her bf like 3 weeks ago. She actually called me to be her bday hookup cause she's single now. Patience- the virtue that occasionally pays off.
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
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