i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
In the past year, I've fucked 3 Dave's and you've fucked 2 Dave's. That's a lot of Dave's in our vaginas.
We need to start a soap opera called the Dave's of Our Lives.
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