Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
The bar is so dead the tender gave us free shots for staying. They mixed 2pac and phil collins. That's worth at least three shots.
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
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I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
Well I can't message him and be like "hey I was behind you in CVS a month ago and I remembered your last name and DOB and looked you up on fb and added you so wanna hang out"
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
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You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
Sooooooo Your wife and your girlfriend are making cat noises at one another via text
I've got five complains from the landlord about she being too loud during sex in two weeks I'm marrying her
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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