I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
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Him cheating on his girlfriend resulted in a $1500 hospital bill from repeated blows to his testicles by my ass. They diagnosed his pain as "testicle trauma". Sex karma at it's finest.
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
it looks like my getting laid tonight is going to depend on my knowledge of native birds. this is a weird party
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
You ever got drunk on $5? Cuz it's about to happen
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I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
I'm gonna write a book. Almost Awesome: all the times I ALMOST got laid.
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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