Ian has mac and cheese all in his bed/on the wall. Either you did it or he fell asleep with a bowl in his hand and spasmed in his sleep.
Cooked or uncooked?
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
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There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
you are never too drunk for berry picking
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I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
Do you have any puffy paint? I want to put "fiesta muthafuckas" on my sombrero but its too much to bedazzle.
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
I'm so drunk I forgot what to do to go pee.
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