3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
The cab driver thought we were passed out so he called a sexline...
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
Tried to ride the mechanical bull pants less, got punched for making out with some lesbians wife, and you tipped the bartender with a can of skoal.
I regret nothing
I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
I couldn't think of the word "bath" so instead I told him I was marinating in soapy water
I just farted so loud someone came to check on me. Thought something fell in my office.
He said his parents were apparently coming over to surprise him with breakfast and I’ve never gotten dressed and run out of the door that quickly. I have commitment issues.
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
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