Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
She texted me shhh....im drunk, secret booty call...how could i say no?
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
Also, I called my liver hardcore in front of vet students last night and then wound up having three of them trying to palpate it. So...not saying that again.
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
Last year you twerked on my Christmas tree and threw up all over the bathroom...in front of my parents. We should probably keep power hour to ONLY an hour this year
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
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