Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
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You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
Everyone is slow dancing to Aerosmith. I am serenading a slice of pizza.
I can't wait till we are old and wrinkly and I can turn to you and ask, "Remember when you Rick Jamesed the shit out of that couch??"
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there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
dude, last night I won a real sword and a bottle of vodka in a cards against humanity tournament
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
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