I just woke up to people screaming "funnel" in my kitchen....
Happy St. Patrick's Day.
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
Meeting relatives from another state drenched in tequila and smelling of weed. I'm gonna kill you for soaking the only bra I brought in Jose Cuervo Gold.
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
Remember don't think of it as being an alcoholic until something bad happens.
Think of it as Mythbusters for people who say you're going to get arrested or die
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
Note to self: make sure the door is locked before the handcuffs go on.
Randomize
