You're a womanizer and a bitch.
I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
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so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
Also, putting laundry hampers on my head and pretending I'm an astronaut is a good way to get caught in every door frame in the house.
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
Am I really in your phone as Asshole Jesus??
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
Stop calling him just to say, "my vagina misses you."
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
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