Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
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drunkie insisted on stuffing the rest of his scrambled eggs in his pockets before we left ihop. we really should have left a better tip
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
So I hooked up with a guy with a mustache and woke up on a dragon futon underneath a dragon yin-tang tapestry... My life is spiraling in a weird way.
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
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the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
We had sex in his hot tub. Then we saved a mouse that almost drown in his pool. We celebrated our heroism with more sex.
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.