grandma shit on top of the toilet
I'm way too drunk on a Sunday to handle this level of Jesus.
these marshmallows taste like mayonnaise. like playing tetris on a gameboy, that's what these marshmallows mean.
Ended up at a lesbian bar and almost got stabbed in the eye with a dart. Weirdest bachelor party ever.
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Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
I just threw out a whole Christmas ham, 12 positive pregnancy tests, 3 empty vodka bottles and by ex boyfriends Latina porn collection in the same garbage bag. The homeless person who goes through the bins tonight knows I have nothing left to loose.
I apologize for violently hooking up with her in front of you in the jacuzzi last night.
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We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
Your first mistake was thinking that you could get through the day without drinking a single bottle of alcohol. Your second mistake was wearing shark boxers.
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
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