Already got asked if we're dating
Her tattoo has the intellectual profundity of snakes on a plane except you can't laugh.
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
Dude my triple a card is good for bail. This is like a real live get out of jail free card
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
Caught in the act of lying. Lipstick literally all over his dick. He tried to make some story about darkwing duck or some shit but failed to realize he is a complete moron.
I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
The Internet Is Obsessed With This Stripper Who Dropped It Low Just To Eat A Slice Of Pizza
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
Just used an eyelash curler to open my beer since I didn't have a bottle opener. Things are starting to look up.
No. Not going out tonight. No. It's Tuesday. Xanax and Full House Tuesday.
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
I told her we had to stay at the bar until at least midnight because that's when my direct deposit hit, don't tell me i'm not responsible