So ignoring my calls doesnt work if you update your facebook a minute later.
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
Dude you picked up her Chihuahua and threatened to kill it yelling "it's not cinco de mayo, bitches"
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
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Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
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I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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