I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
my sisters under your porch take her home
I just used a tire swing as a toilet. I think I'm gonna pass out here so I can see the look on the first kid who uses it in the morning.
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
Write this down so you can tell me in the morning. "That bartender needs to be in my mouth."
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
Randomize
