Whod you bang
i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
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I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
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so i think im going to actually use my calories on food today instead of beer.
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
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we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
Wait. Did you let me snort wine last night cause I wanted to smell jesus's blood?
Yes. I have pictures. Your soul is mine.
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
I heard drunk is the new sober. I heard me say that. To a cop. Can you come get me??
Also, let me tell you how embarrassing it is to match with someone who seemingly has their shit together at 4:45AM on a Thursday.
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
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