so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
drunk me just left notes all around the apt to remind shitfaced me that i have mashed potatoes in the fridge. do not take them down if you come home before me.
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
We're snowed in with only two condoms. This will literally be valentines day russian roullette.
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
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