How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
I walked into my house this morning to find an 18 pack on the counter. I think that's gods way of ringing the bell for round two.
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
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Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
My greatest achievement in life thus far is being the go to friend when you have questions about butt plugs.
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I didn't tell that thing I wasn't coming over. Whoops
You know you haven't dated in a while when you call boys "that thing" and call dates "a boy type thing."
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
Why is there a condom in my ukulele?
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
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