it really sends the message that i like to impregnate mortal women and have them birth fantastic half man-half god infants.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
Ended up passed out drunk in the neighbors lawn, still in costume. Neighbors thought I was a lawn decoration. Ten points for best Halloween ever.
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
The last thing I remember is being given a cup full of absinthe and deciding I needed to wear my tool belt
You were returned to the hotel by someone wearing a priest costume and carrying knives.
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
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