apparently i ate an entire bag of goldfish, kissed some guy with a girlfriend who now wants to kill me, made my sister sleep in my bed with me while i wore no pants, and told my whole family i am pregnant with jonny's devil baby...never drinking again
my mom hid the smirnoff from me. this is the most fucked up game of hide and seek EVER
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
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Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
A worker across the alley is wearing your sombrero sans cat barf.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
Brightest idea yet: lets drink enough at ladies-drink-free nights to make up for the cost of tampons. Breaking even on having vaginas!
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damnit. I just found my cousin on tinder.
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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