were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
Just found out I slapped a vegan in the face with meat last night.
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
I forgot to tell you. Your neighbor was walking his tiny dog and saw me crawl out of my jeep drunk vomiting and holding onto my bumper. He just said: morning! all friendly.
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
My vagina just clenched in fear
Just try and act like you're sober
I can't I snorted an anti depressant and he's pouring me tequila shots
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