another moral hangover. fuck.
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
Dude. There are selfies on my phone of me, wide-eyed, sucking my pillow. We did NOT split that bag 50/50.
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
THIS FUCKNUGGET
DOES HE EVEN REALIZE HOW MANY INCREDIBLE INSULTS I'VE WASTED ON HIM
I'VE INSULTED THE EVERLOVING SHIT OUT OF HIM AND HE CAN'T EVEN APPRECIATE IT
THE HO
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
I'm still trying to figure out who shit on the coffee table. I have confirmed beyond a reasonable doubt that it wasn't me.
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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