maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
i'm so high that for the last 10 minutes i pretened my sock was a mouse, and played with it like it was legit.
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
I just matched the dude who's car I rear ended 2 years ago on tinder. I don't think he remembers.
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
Randomize
