your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
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Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
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I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
moral of the story: if your going to mix ambien and free skyclub alcohol, take a direct flight or have a layover in a city you wouldn't mind having to return to for a court date.
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
I’ve been home 1 day and already had sex with my ex and got a blowie from her cousin and currently I’m getting molested by a cougar at the bar!!!! Plenty to give thanks for this year!!!!
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