no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
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i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
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I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
I kind of just assumed by how he whisked eggs that he would be bad in bed.
I've never been so turned off by an omelet.
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
Pretty sure that I just proved those labels that say "non-flammable" wrong. totally unrelated, We just made your futon fly with a shitload of fireworks
the fact that you beer bonged rum made me so proud, the fact that you threw up an entire footlong tuna melt after... not so much babe
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