RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
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Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
On a scale of 1 to "bad descision", where does stealing my racist neighbors dog and giving him my roomates dildo for a chew toy rate?
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Then this bride walked into the bar, she thought it would be a good idea to hug her & then she started playing parachute with her train.
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
He is completely naked, curled in a ball, and rocking back and forth in the shower humming lullabies to himself. This is your responsibility since I'm going to be fucking someone in 5.7 seconds.
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
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