It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
I just walked into his bathroom to see two poops floating... no toilet paper. WTF!?
: am i supposed to send the mass text 'merry christmas!' to my booty calls too?
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Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
I'm drinking screwdrivers in the pool naked. Call 911 if I don't check in regularly
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
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I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
I think I'm still high. And I definitely still smell like lobster, so there's that
B. I found a note on my phone and all it says is 'Fuck yeah im a racecar'
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
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