whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker.
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
He just asked me if I wanted a ride on the "bologna pony." I never wanna have sex again...
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
Don't talk to me about scholarly dedication until you've taken a final in boxers, a bloody tank top and a zip tie to hold your hair back. I wear the most sullied 4.0 crown of all time....
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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