ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
My mom just told me to drench my entire body in vodka for 20 minutes. I have never been this russian. no one has ever been this russian
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You're the 8th person from last night to text me this morning and ask if I'm ok.
i feel like god sat there all night pointing and laughing at me
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.
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I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
My roommate just caught me cleaning a tostitos queso jar with my hand and eating it. He didn't judge. Bonding moment.
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
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