Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
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We told the pizza man that the door was most likely unlocked, he could leave the pizza on the counter and give himself 20%. He did it-I'm never moving out of Aspen.
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
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Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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