shes about as inviting as chlamydia
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
I'm watching CSI, they found semen in the woman's ear.
Guess she heard her killer coming
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
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DON'T BE A PUSSY. ONLY 1/3 OF THE WORDS IN YOUR LAST TEXT WERE MISSPELLED, WHICH MEANS YOU NEED 2/3 MORE SHOTS.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
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You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
You used your chihuahua as a pillow screaming "HE'S A PILLOW AND A PET" and proceeded to puke in the dog bed
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