the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
he just called me skinny, hes either trying to get laid, or i'm going to have to marry this man
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
Next time she asks for a ride to her "cousins" house and it turns out to be a booty call we're charging her for each mile.
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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