my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
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We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
You just squeezed a person out of you and I'm drunks at 2PM. Our lives got traded and you know it and you're jealous.
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
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Welcome to my Tuesday when my lesbian ex girlfriend shows up unexpectedly and gets me drunk and then leaves
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
is it fun? or sober?
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
So, I woke up under a table with an alarm clock on my face, my hair in a bag of popcorn, and my phone charger wrapped around me.. what happened?
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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