I'm not a real person
I'm sorry, everyone knows that
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
if you spike my cofee one more time im gona fuck you up. im presenting to the mayor in sevven fucking minuets. fuck you and youir fucking bartending classses i am so fuckign fcked
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Hey please buy toilet paper today. Plastic grocery bags are starting to hurt now
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
I don't know whether to be insulted or flattered that I am being propositioned to have a threesome only if I wear my cat onesie
I'm saying "I told you so" now so that I don't slow down to say it on the way to grab the fire extinguisher
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
Randomize