he's my edward cullen
I am pretty sure Edward Cullen never had an all-day drinking binge topped off with some blow.
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
I just found a GIANT thermos of sangria in my sink. I don't know if its still good to drink, but its good to drink.
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
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