I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
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Just found out the guy that gave me herpes died. now everytime I get a flare up, it'll be like he's coming back to say hello
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
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Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
I'm 99.9% sure the people upstairs are using walki-talkies to talk to each other across the room. Too high for this shit
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
oh man there are to hot chicks wrestling in a pool of maple syrup. ill send you a picture
this is why i will never break up with you
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