I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
My vagina just clenched in fear
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