With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
I need a burrito and a hug.
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
To be fair, I'm probably one of the better candidates for the role of 'baby daddy' in this town
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
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