I mean, you're like my second best best friend we're so close I can't believe you'd do that to me
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
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Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
every Thursday i draw one of my friends names out of a hat to choose who i will drunkenly text all weekend
Please say a prayer for the elevator people at work today. My farts are significantly more potent the day after hitting that korean place for lunch...
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
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I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
I'm wearing jeans from 7th grade and drinking a fucking macchiato. This better be a good day.
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
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