I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
They nicknamed me the gargoyle. Sex with me is getting gargoyled. The last one I fucked yelled "gargoyle me" for dirty talk. I think fucking me is part of their pledging initiation. Somewhat OK with this.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
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I was freaked out. No man over 50 is allowed to touch me. Ever. Unless you're Michael Bolton. Then please do.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
I woke up this morning with a half eaten bagel and an empty pack of imitation crab meat in my bed. This is going to be my response to pick up lines now.
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Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
You can't do wine Netflix and blow jobs in the bed you've had since 5th grade with your parents downstairs
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
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