I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
i woke up with a shattered plate next to my head.
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
I decided that I do the same thing when i'm drunk with every guy who has a girlfriend...lecture them on how bad cheating is, then hook up with them. I'm like good cop, bad cop.
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
Randomize
