Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
Man the liquor store just wrong numbered me, its a sign even god wants me to drink
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
So that groomsmen was naked under his kilt. Also I just had sex in the elevator. And yes, those two updates are definitely related.
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
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