Tell her she can't have a vagina
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
shhh. i hid the ranch dip behind the rooster. don't tell anyone that way you can find it in the morning and it won't be all eaten.
wrong number but thanks
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
I just had sex in the men's bathroom of a Chinese buffet...
YOU ARE MY HERO
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
I gave my girlfriend a ring to celebrate our anniversary, she thought It was an engagement ring. Now im getting married and I don't know what to do.
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