I need help removing her.
wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom
Fuck appropriateness.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
whoever says they hate hangovers just doesnt know how to embrace them. i'm eating a mashed potato sandwich and watching grind.
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
i told her she would have to blow me everytime we lost a game of beer pong, she never noticed i purposely hit our opponents in the face every other shot
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
You could say the cab driver was less than excited when we called his personal cell phone at 4am for directions back to our hotel after having blacked out at the club
Whiskey shot with bacon bits, our version of Goldschlager WE ARE TRYIN IT.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
future reference: when you get a text that says "WARNING: EXPLICIT PHOTOS BEING DELIVERED. VIEWERS DISCRETION IS ADVISED." you always open the attached picture.
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
It's my day off, I'm going to Target to check out Moms in yoga pants
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