i waited two years for her to sleep with me. it just didnt seem worth it.
she lost her virginity three hours after you dumped her.
are you serious?
Hello rock bottom. My name is Jared. Nice to meet you.
which gay bar do you need a ride home from?
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
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Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
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bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
Stop calling me, Mom. I'm in his closet. You're gonna blow my cover and I'm about to catch this lying SOB.
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
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