marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
Sry I called you an 8
Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
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He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
You passed out and she managed to carry you all the way back to your dorm last night. I believe your testicles now her property.
You're a college freshman. Its your job to be pathetic. And drunk. But mostly pathetic
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
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Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
These people don't understand my stages of drunk
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
The fact that you screamed, "Alf is my spirit animal!" is proof enough that we're too old for peyote.