Heard it's your birthday. I can't send pictures, but go ahead and imagine my balls.
I'm at a job interview and I smoked a little before I came. I thought it would make me less nervous. Boy was I wrong.
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
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So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
She bit a glass in half.
ok. can u leave the new roommate a list of instructions for me? like what i need to be fed and when i need to be exercised?
Corn dogs constantly. And all.the time
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That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
I think I'm leaving the streamers and balloons up from 4th of july till after he stops by. It'll be like the universe is celebrating his massive dick.
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.