dude, you're never picky with who you hook up with, have a little dignity
nah man, chicks are like pokemon, gotta catch \'em all
I just accidently deleted 60 gigs of porn from my external hard drive. Thats over 300 pornos! I think im gonna cry.
Im surprised that you are even able to text me right now.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
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My 10 year old brother handed me a pack of condoms and said "here, i don't wanna be an uncle yet."
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
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Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
How do I convince my friend not to get tattoo tributes to her cats?
WHO DOES THAT
I told her it'd send up tons of red flags and she responded by telling me they're her babies. And she's sober.
A stripper choked me last night. Then I choked her. Now we're going on a date this Saturday.
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