just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
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I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
What not to say at an interview: i can wrap the shit out of some food.
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One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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