you guys were way drunker than both of me
Instead of peeing my cute lil blue panties I peed in the train parking lot in front of an asian.
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
I knew I was high when I wanted to write a poem about how great it felt to wash my face
I am the master of subtle flirting. I seduced him by simulating a hand job with an epi-pen during training.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
As we were passing the joint around, people were dunking Jenga pieces in Vaseline and sticking them to the window. I also smoked weed with a girl that was in an above the influence commercial.
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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