the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
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Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
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You're putting the star player on the bench. You dont put Michael Jordan on the bench.
Are you referring to my vagina as Michael Jordan?
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
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