you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
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Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
The sun is gonna brush it's hairy dick across my forehead in the morning, gently whispering: "you're 4 hours late for work"
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
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Went to put my shoe on and asked myself why I left a sock in it. I didn't. Needless to say I found our used condom.
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
The one time I decide to bring people over you are laying naked on the coffee table watching the ceiling fan cause "it just moves so fast" I'm guessing you got paid today??
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