The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
I had a bacon mcgriddle for the first time today. It was like eating a baby angel.
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
you know that dress I got margarita and puke on? yeah, just returned it.
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
Just so you know, you called at 2 last night and kept making me tell you that I loved you and then when you got home you thanked me for walking you home. Incase you forgot, I'm still about 200 miles away.
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
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