Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
we put a pacifier in your mouth because you kept drunkenly singing country music.
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
The girls said some drunk guy in footie pajamas was asking for me when they opened the doors. I thought we agreed you were gonna stay home and microwave me some bacon.
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