Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
um i just went through the in-n-out drive thru and meant to ask for my cheeseburger animal style. turns out what i actually said was, can i get that cheeseburger doggy style? been a rough weekend.
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
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we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
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I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
The gyno waiting room is so strange because the pregnant woman next to me is making a PowerPoint of her pregnant photo shoot with her husband and I’m sitting here trying to figure out from Instagram who I had sex with on Sunday lol
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