What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
Had mirculous sex while watching miracle. Until she got mad that I kept quoting the movie. Not my fault I'm a good multi-tasker
Do you believe in miracles?
Whenever I'm not in the mood and don't want to go to bed swampy, I just strategically suck him off during the second period intermission of the Cup playoffs and he leaves me alone and does the dishes. It's a win-win.
I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
Hey, don't blame me for the shitty evening; I wasn't the one who promised hookers, Dos Equis and foster kittens. Keith was.
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
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