that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
you're acting like its my fault you're allergic to sperm or something.
i told you we never speak of that again
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
It might be the most honest thing I've ever said. ...or I've had 3 vodka tonics.
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
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