Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
so I woke up this morning and on their fridge, the first item on the shopping list was my virginity.
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
i was gonna fuck her but then she started eatin sushi from her purse. i really need to raise my standards
You have not lived until you've seen your mother stumble into the house with one shoe on mumbling incoherently about tequila cupcakes.
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
My costume for the end of the world party was a success. Everyone in the ER thought I was there because I got hit by a car when it was actually from alcohol poisoning.
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
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