My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
She transformed our coors light pitcher we stole from the bar into a fruit basket...
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
He wants to call Lloyd's of London and have my mouth insured.
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
Omg you had literally better be on fire, drowning, and being crucified all at the same time to be calling me at 7:30 in the goddamn morning.
Yo I found your batman costume.... It was in my pool with a shitload of beer cans
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
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