People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
So I've officially decided that I AM that drunken mistake that girls hate themselves for in the morning.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
I am in macy's and just straight up heard an old lady taking a crap in her depends.
seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
These muscle relaxers obviously don't work because I'm harder than a fucking diamond.
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
Randomize
